Eva Longoria has her wedding all planned for 7/7/07 in Paris. She’s taken care of all the important details, like the fact that her maltese dog is going to walk down the aisle in a custom suit and jewel-encrusted collar bearing the date of her wedding. The tacky red velvet invitations complete with a pop-up golden embossed eiffel tower have already been sent out to friends and family. Imagine her horror when fiance Tony Parker mentioned that he needed to concentrate on his new rap career and wanted to tour this summer, so couldn’t they postpone the wedding to Christmas time?
Eva Longoria flipped and jetted to Texas to confront fiance Tony Parker after he nonchalantly told her: We need to switch our July date to Christmas, because I’ll be touring to promote my new rap album! Accusing Tony of getting cold feet and wanting to duck marriage, Eva wailed: “The invitations are out and the plans are all set for July 7 in Paris!” Like a typical guy, Tony can’t fathom the fuss. “I didn’t say we weren’t getting married – I just wanted to postpone it to promote my album!” Here’s the compromise: The wedding’s on for July 7 – but they’ll cut the honeymoon short so Tony can tour.
[From National Enquirer print edition, Mike Walker’s column, May 14, 2007]
Details of Eva’s three day wedding extravaganza in Paris include:
With all those details taken care of, Longoria must have been floored to hear Parker act like it wasn’t a big deal to move the date back. After all, J.Lo and Ben Affleck cancelled their big wedding right before it was about to happen and look how well that turned out.
I give these two nine months. They already broke up once and got back together. Once Parker gets a taste of the groupies he’s not long for marriage with a half-pint control freak.
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